chore day part II

chore day

mwah

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I'm stuck on the subway, I just visited my PO Box and found three goodies. I got a Payoneer Mastercard so I can finally get paid from my camming since my banks being a cunt about accepting direct deposit from the US company. I also received some montrous fake lashes I ordered online and they look great so I might go home and buy some more. Lastly in my treasure box was a pair of neon pink strechy jeans that a lover sent me and I can't wait to try on.

Today was crazy, I had a presentation this morning but was lucky enough to have my group reach a settlement before I had to say anything so I just sat there with my cleavage and neon pink lipstick trying its best to make my inner pornstar shine through the horrible office-wear I had to dredge up from the back dark corners of my closets. I was thirty minutes late because I couldn't find anything appropriate to wear to class haha. Fuck, I hate dressing business casual it's soul killing, like spraying a stripper with holy water it just should not be done.

For lunch since we got off early giving us a serious three hours we went to our friend Range's place. So it was me, Range and ShagStar. It was fun we watched some dumbass TV show that proved interesting though they featured a stripper on the show and I couldn't really withhold my disappointment with her skills.

I've never really told my school friends about my porn life because I've mostly kept to myself and I don't know, I've only gotten to know people like that Freddie fuck who spends hours preaching and berrating women. I don't need to be told again I look like a hooker and need Jesus haha.

Anyway turns out everyone knows already and they just told me today. I guess the whole class knew I was a pornstar from the hop. Its relieving mostly, I hate having to bullshit and keep my story straight I'd really rather just be myself. I did feel bad for lying to them though, now that we're friends and all but I can't reallllly be blamed for being cautious about it so... I think they understand lol.

Now everyone I know and their grandmother has seen my pussy lol.

A few weeks ago I found out some highschool friends watched a video that was featured on a porn site. Its a good thing I'm not shy about what I do lol, its not a career to choose if you lack confidence in your decisions lol.

So that was cool. At least now if I invite everyone to a barbeque I won't have a lot of explaining to do lol. I can just imagine Lincoln saying something revealing and my classmates looking at me like "Uh what?" Haha.

The funniest part of all of this was they said the first time they found my twitter apparently I was just ripping Freddie apart in class hahaha. I was thinking oh gawd what did I say, but Range was like "No, no it was hilarious". Lol, so that's good. Freddie's a douche, I'm glad I didn't offend anyone with my commentary towards his obnoxiousness lol.

picture dump

i need to get rid of some pictures. some are like for my members area but some are just candids from my cam haha soooo im going to dump a tonne of them here.

business casual in class

new lip ring

i really hate DMs

there are so many reasons but mostly because

1. cant organize them
2. if i delete my DM to you from my inbox it deletes from your inbox so i have to let it fucking pile up which is bullshit 
3. if you delete your DM before i read it, it deletes from my inbox so half the time i dont even get them
4. sometimes when i reply it sends out my message like 5x but tells me it didnt send

so for these reasons please dont use twitter DMs. email me instead, veronicavice@gmail.com

xoxo

vero

woke up early

we went to bed at 2am so i crawled out of bed this morning around 930am, i woke up a lot earlier than anyone else in my apartment though so im just chillen and doing some chores. its back to work tomorrow, i have to text this new girl that i met in bellville who lives nearby me. her and i will drive somewhere to work.

ugh my cell phone wont charge how annoying is that haha. it might be the charger though, i have my regular wall charger in my bedroom but i dont want to wake up lincoln.

today on the agenda isn't anything fancy, we're just going to take some pics and make some videos, i have some editing to do, homework and housework. it ll be fun though.

angel really hates her raw food diet haha. oh well she has to have it, it's good for her!

i have a lot of pics of me and lincoln but im saving them for my member's area when the new site launches.

xoxo
vero

in classss

Banks and Vice

lol

chillen

i think he likes u

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This girl at work yesterday was pissed that it was so slow at work, so she out of no where started shouting some gangster shit at me and was like YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!

Now, sometimes one of my friends will say a word I haven't heard before so I ask em what it means... but for the most part I can usually keep up. This girl though I had no idea what the fuck she was saying lol. It was loud and fast  like German or something. Anyway I looked at her bewildered and she stalked off pissed at me and now she definitely hates me.

Lol. I felt bad that I didn't know what she was saying but at the same time I mean if you look at me, you probably don't think "wow this chick is a shrill ass gangsta" so I'm not taking any blame lol. She should've slowed it down a bit the way one would for someone who doesn't speak English or an aged deaf person,

"The MALLLLL is ovveerrr THHHEERRRE" * points animatedly*

Lol. Some may be offended by that, I would just find it helpful. No pppprrridddde *puts on sunglasses*

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I'm still debating if I want to invite school friends to a barbecue at my place or not. Shit might get reckless.

Mini Clip

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why am i getting a new site?

well the last company just wasn't doing shit fast enough. updates were delayed and sporadic, there were issues with my member chats. so im working on a new site that will give me ultimate control :) it will also have more features like a store and a members blog :) why half-ass things enh? fuck it.

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Sup sup,

Today was awesome and dumbass at the same time. Let’s start with the annoying so I can get it out of my system. Some dude posted what was my real name at some point of my life on the interwebs and it kind of irritated me. It’s not like it’s top secret info but it makes me wonder if he’s as much of a creepy stalker as he comes off as or if it was just benign. I blocked him, obviously.

And for the record I will never have my real name on the internet, and you shouldn’t either. The government is all over “open source information”. It seems “paranoid” but I’ve sat through enough trials to realize that explaining your twitter humour to a judge who hasn’t been fucked in 15 years is just not worth the hassle. Pseudonyms are where it’s at.

 It’s funny, it’s not really common knowledge right now just how deep the government is into to your social media, but people are getting banned from getting visas, they’re getting sued, they’re being put in jail over dumbass shit like copyright infringements. This one guy uploaded a video to youtube that had a song that was copyrighted but he did it under a username that reflected his real name, so when he applied for a US visa not only was he denied but he was also fined $2000.. Now if his youtube username was “MisterFluffyPajamaPants23849238” they’d need a search warrant to trace his IP and basically that just doesn’t happen unless you’re under some serious fucking charges. So why would you make it that easy for the gov to fuck you over and take your money? Call me crazy but in 2/3 years when half the people you know have been sued you’ll be like “ah I knew this stripper once…” lol.

And speaking of creeps. I don’t know if you guys remember my next door neighbour but when I first moved in here, I took down the curtains to my office to wash them because the bitch that lived here before me was a nasty ass hoe and I literally had my work cut out for me getting this place to my OCD standards lol. Anyways they were down for a few days because I back on to nothing, like literally the earth drops 100 feet, im like at the top a hill or something so I was like whatever fuck it I might as well take my time. Anyway one night I get this feeling like someone’s watching me so I look outside and there’s this guy in the backyard next door to mine, with sunglasses on, a hat, shorts and a sweater chain-smoking cigarettes and drinking a can of beer watching my window in -90 degree weather, im surprised he didn’t die.

anyway it creeped me the fuck out, so I got my roommate that night to help me with the blinds… I still see the guy out there sometimes though he doesn’t watch my window anymore, from what I’ve seen. He looks so typical serial-killer though lol, he’s white with a perv stash and messy hair. He’d be cast in a tarantino flick for sure.

SO I was on my way home tonight from my chill-salon-day getting prettied up for the weekend and I was really tired and it was late and getting cold so I got a cab and the DUMBASS cab driver first went down the wrong street, then drove past my apartment and parked in the creepy neighbours goddamn parking spot in the building over from me. I was like “just turn around im over there” and this cunt argued with me tooth and nail. I even told him WHY I wanted the fucking cab in the first place, I felt vulnerable coming home late at night fumbling with tonnes of bags and I have a creepy ass fucking neighbour who im not trying to get murdered by. STILL the cabbie argued with me until finally I told him off and walked over to my apartment building and all was fine. It still pissed me off though, why do cabbies have to be so fucking stupid? He was just a dick. I wish so many bad things on him lol.

Some people are so stupid. Like I think that guy just didn’t understand that I wanted a cab for safety not for fun you know. Like yeah also I was tired, but mostly I just didn’t feel safe walking home at night. Ugh gawd, at least the sheer abundance of stupidity keeps normal people from having to work too hard to excel in life.  Like honestly dumb people lower the standards so much that I can strip and write blogs and work on this book and party with Lincoln and still do fairly well in school. We need an idiot appreciation day.

Anyways other than that shit my day was great. I skipped my morning class because I worked last night and because I never listen anyway. Enh, I missed the participation mark but im glad I slept even if I lost the 1% though I don’t plan to make a habit of fucking with my otherwise perfect attendance in that lecture.

I had a group meeting that went well. The group leader called me hilarious today so she’s in my good books haha. Then I had lunch with my newly made school acquaintances and something SO EPIC happened it’s a fucking brilliant, and traumatizing entry for my book. I’m so excited.

I’ve decided to post the book entries on my blog and get feedback from you guys on whether it was a good story or not, then I’ll delete them. It kind of rewards the guys who read my blog regularly and it helps me fine-tune my shiz. Brilliance Watson brilliance!

Then after class I went to get my hair did and I got my nails done, then I hit up starbucks and decided it was getting late and I didn’t want to be walking through creepy empty suburbia late at night dressed like a slut so I went home.

On the way home I stopped and picked up some make up and told a girl she was “incredibly gorgeous” though she was so hot there’s no way she didn’t know. You don’t do flawless hair and make up and work out everyday and not know you’re somewhat put together, but compliments make people feel good and I have a weak spot for mixed girls.  She was maybe Turkish./White or something. So hot.

But more importantly im on the subway home and this incredibly hot guy sits right in front of me, on a seat that faced west when I faced north so I could see the side of his face and he was beautiful. He just had something about him, his face was sooo intriguing. Then I noticed his body and he was dressed like a pure 20-something slob so I couldn’t really tell but it definitely looked worth exploring. And his neck was so thick and sexy, he had this stress vein. Unf. He had a lip ring too but his eyes were gorgeous. Sooo fucking sexy. And his light brown hair. Then what totally made me want to fuck him in the subway right there in front of everyone  was he had this scar like his neck was slashed open at some point. I was like :O I know, I know, it’s totally fucked that I’d find that hot. But the guy already looked like he stepped out of an action flick so the scar just added to his mystery and I don’t think I’ve ever wanted someone’s cock so badly. I couldn’t stop staring at him. His friend kept trying to get my attention but I was entranced in this guy. Fuck I wonder if he had abs. he was definitely skinny enough to have wicked abs. I wonder if he knows how hot he is, if he doesn’t then WOW I’d be all on that. He was so ADHD’d out flipping through his phone he never even looked up to see this big tittied stripper transfixed with him. I wonder if his buddy told him later. His friend seemed jealous.

email from my roommate

So last night I took the swiffer to the outside hallway, second floor, and killed a silverfish so large I swear to god it made a thud when it FELL INTO THE NEIGHBOUR GIRL'S BOOT.

Don't ever say I don't have your back. :)

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sup sup vero here,

haha im so tirrreddd. usually i dont work on school nights but since i was sick i had to hit the pole and make some money on a monday. anyway haha. wow now i remember what its like to be this tired.

so i was supposed to go to a play tonight but my friend and I were texting each other at 6am like "ugh yaa i still havent slept yet haha" hes a lawyer and im a law student. apparently in law land people just dont fucking sleep so we decided to bail on the play lol. i feel bad because he had already bought the tickets but im glad he was just as tired as me lol so it wasnt totally one-sided. 

i ended up sleeping til like 7pm when i got home from school then i went out with a couple of girlfriends for dinner and frozen yogourt.

 i was so hungry today. like actually HUNGRY. i ate so much. so much crap too lol. ginger cookies and frozen yogourt... my one gf just got back from paris and she brought me some white chocolate. haha diet day was doomed. but honestly fuck it. i havent been that hungry in a longass time, like i was ready to kill a deer if i had to lol. 

so we ate sushi and we chilled then on our way for yogourt my friends bf came. its the first time meeting this guy.

he was telling me how he wants to be a big tv writer so i inquired about if hed sees himself  in LA doing that because i mean i LOVE canada, i like maple syrup as much as the next person but there is NO industry for film here. I mean we have a few good film festivals and im not saying that toronto lacks culture theres so much to enjoy here, but so far as getting a TV show and becoming a show runner im pretty sure that shits all run by a few key companies who all so happen to be in LA.

its like the porn world. like YES i can make porn in my living room and you guys can buy it, jerk off all over it and love it, but if i ever wanted to go Super Pro and be the next Jesse Jane or Sasha Grey I'd need an agency and ALL of those agencies are in LA. well the north american ones anyway.

And sorry but so far as North America goes, the US owns the industry. hell the US owns most of the market too. but back to my friends bf.

so he told me it would be rather a bit much for him to go there and expect LA to welcome him with open arms and give him a big pay cheque.

which wasn't what i was saying at all.

if you want food you have to go to the kitchen to get it, was all i was getting at. 

his incredulity towards what i said kind of annoyed me haha.

my other gf was like "you were so confrontational with her bf!" but my gfs so passive she thinks the second i stop being bubbly stripper im being "confrontational" haha. if anything i think people like to talk about themselves and if someones showing a bit of educated interest in their field they love it. 

he didnt seem put off by my questions and im pretty good at zoning into these things, my stripper senses can detect discomfort from miles away lol. discomfort, interest, boners... wedding rings...hahaha.

anyway. i dont know. do i like the guy? well does anyone like their friends bfs? haha. no ones ever good enough for your hot, smart, funny, dark, crazy, thoughtful, vivacious BFF so... 

anyway im going to go try and stay awake for a bit so i can sleep in tomorrow and make it to work :)

lotsa love,

vero pants