http://veronicasvice.com/blog/
go there instead. it's still free, just prettier and less censored.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
Heads Up
Blogger is like all over the place, I prefer to use my own personal blog that way I know I'll never get flagged for spam. So don't forget to check it out, it's still free. And if my blogger account ever gets taken down, you still know where to find me :)
http://veronicasvice.com/blog/?nats=MC4wLjE2LjMwLjAuMC4wLjAuMA
http://veronicasvice.com/blog/?nats=MC4wLjE2LjMwLjAuMC4wLjAuMA
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Aaaaand we're back
Today's been quite the day for fakers and hackers lol
here's a recent faker profile
this DUDE is pretending to be me and sending out pics in return for who knows what. People only fake for 3 reasons, they're crazy, they're pedophiles trying to lure out young boys pretending to be a young girl, or they want money. Nothing fun.
Please help me shut this shit down by clicking this link
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZGCCLL2SKBPVEJ6YLWLLMVPPZM
and the "report abuse" link I circled above in red. you'll have to login (or create) a yahoo account.
For everyone that helps I'm sending out a sexy photo set.
So
xoxo
veronica
here's a recent faker profile
Please help me shut this shit down by clicking this link
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZGCCLL2SKBPVEJ6YLWLLMVPPZM
and the "report abuse" link I circled above in red. you'll have to login (or create) a yahoo account.
For everyone that helps I'm sending out a sexy photo set.
So
1. report abuse
2. screen capture the last page that will say "abuse reported"
3. email screen cap to veronicavice@gmail.com and get some free pics :)
veronica
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Friday, July 15, 2011
Thursday, July 14, 2011
CONTEST TIME!!!
And this idea was submitted from someone via twitter.
but first let's get to the prize. A 3 day pass to http://www.veronicasvice.com/
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT!!!???
Ya. 3 days to download as much shit as the download Gods will let you. I think there's a cap on per day stuff but im not sure what it is.
k so here are the tasks...
a) photoshop a picture with bert in it. make it hilarious. put him somewhere ridiculous like in a jungle hiding from a lion or something. put him in the background of a gang bang. use your judgment. remember he likes tits, booze and fish.
b) since its way hard to photoshop bert into a picture, i have to make the other option as difficult. since i get most of my membership sales from Twitter and Tumblr, RT or reblog 40 of my pics and vids from either of these two social networks. Yes. FORTY altogether. pics or vids only. i won't count it if you RT a quote that wasn't a picture. why? because the world does not need to be cursed with more veronica vice quotes flying around in cyberspace lol.
when you're done hit me up via email veronicavice@gmail.com i will tally your score.
two people win. one from task a) and one from task b)
first submissions win only there will be no second place.
i'll let you know when the contest has ended and a winner has been selected. it could be in an hour it could be a couple of days.
if we hurry you ll have a membership for a couple of my member chats!
xoxo,
vero
but first let's get to the prize. A 3 day pass to http://www.veronicasvice.com/
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT!!!???
Ya. 3 days to download as much shit as the download Gods will let you. I think there's a cap on per day stuff but im not sure what it is.
k so here are the tasks...
a) photoshop a picture with bert in it. make it hilarious. put him somewhere ridiculous like in a jungle hiding from a lion or something. put him in the background of a gang bang. use your judgment. remember he likes tits, booze and fish.
b) since its way hard to photoshop bert into a picture, i have to make the other option as difficult. since i get most of my membership sales from Twitter and Tumblr, RT or reblog 40 of my pics and vids from either of these two social networks. Yes. FORTY altogether. pics or vids only. i won't count it if you RT a quote that wasn't a picture. why? because the world does not need to be cursed with more veronica vice quotes flying around in cyberspace lol.
when you're done hit me up via email veronicavice@gmail.com i will tally your score.
two people win. one from task a) and one from task b)
first submissions win only there will be no second place.
i'll let you know when the contest has ended and a winner has been selected. it could be in an hour it could be a couple of days.
if we hurry you ll have a membership for a couple of my member chats!
xoxo,
vero
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Most Annoying Article Ever
http://news.menshealth.com/how-to-tell-if-her-breasts-are-fake/2011/07/12/?cm_mmc=Twitter-_-MensHealth-_-Content-MHNews-_-FakeBoobs
This article on how to tell if a girls tits are fake really offended me. Yeh, I get that I don't have fake tits, but that's because I'm far too much of a bitch to slice and dice my body for some dude. No regrets. But as a stripper I see girls getting fake tits every week because some asshole told them they need to.
So these same assholes that are telling girls its NOT OKAY to have small tits are also making fun of them because they have implants? Are you fucking kidding me?
GRRR...
This article on how to tell if a girls tits are fake really offended me. Yeh, I get that I don't have fake tits, but that's because I'm far too much of a bitch to slice and dice my body for some dude. No regrets. But as a stripper I see girls getting fake tits every week because some asshole told them they need to.
So these same assholes that are telling girls its NOT OKAY to have small tits are also making fun of them because they have implants? Are you fucking kidding me?
GRRR...
sup sup vero vice here
so i ve decided that im going to go renew my strippers license tomorrow morning. it wont be fun, since its a government building it has government hours. so lame. i ll just stay awake until open then i guess. Hooray. uhhh. its like school only worse.
anyways. so im back in toronto this week, im not sure if im going to hit up the sticks to dance next week again, i guess it all depends on how busy it is here this week. its easy and fast money because there aren't many dancers out in the boonies and the 19 year old boys have nothing better to do than get titties in their face on a boring tuesday night lol. but still, the town is full of degenerates who since the place consists of 90 people have never had to speak to anyone they're not related to, and therefore are worse than pimped out strippers on crack to talk to. if i go it means i can't hit the gym, the nail salon or even starbucks really. okay, well maybe i ll take the risk and venture out in the wild for starbucks, but you see my point. the total plus to going out of town to dance is that it's a fun club, i have nothing to do but work, and i lose a tonne of weight from surviving off of cheese strings and red bull for a week straight. note to self: next time bring a kettle.
i mean The House has high speed internet, so other than dance and webcam my life away i dont really do much anyway. still though, i would miss the gym. i suppose i could go one day the three days im there. but i dont know, i could bring weights too.. free weights. sigh.
hmmm. oh so i recently had a bit of girl drama thats more or less over now. this chick has just always been so rude to me and im sure its nothing personal and more of a "shes just that way with everyone" type thing. but i got so sick of it. she would talk shit about me to our mutual friends then i d have to hear it. like she says she never said she was disgusted when i started dancing but she told our pornstar friend she wanted to host an intervention. lol thanks Dr. Save-A-Ho. Lol imagine that as a tv show? dr save a ho? it'd be like dr who only with girl fights in mud puddles and ripped bras. lol. anyways back to my point, if you tell a pornstar stripping offends you, obviously the pornstar is going to be offended lol. its the same industry, only porn is slightly more hardcore so of course our pornstar friend called me up first thing and told me the play-by-play. anyway, i was over the top offensive to her so i dont think she'll ever annoy me again which is kickass because that's what i want. honestly it was just bad timing. i just got back from the epicenter or unsocialized persons and i was at my limit for obnoxiousness. besides i ve been really nice to like, everyone for the last year and i feel like that makes people take advantage of the niceness and its good to be like "Fuck Off" once in a while. and i mean the only reasons why i m happy and nice to everyone even when they're annoying as fuck (read: Customs, Bus Stop Lady, this chick) is because i just don't care enough. when i go home my life is back to sunshine and butterflies so why do i care if someone has such a miserable life that they walk around with a stick up their ass? i dont. instead of caring about that shit, i concern myself with catching up on the boy on boy action on Torchwood. muuuuch more important to me lol.
anyways y'all bert just made THE BEST VIDEO EVER. i must go upload now.
xoxo
vero
anyways. so im back in toronto this week, im not sure if im going to hit up the sticks to dance next week again, i guess it all depends on how busy it is here this week. its easy and fast money because there aren't many dancers out in the boonies and the 19 year old boys have nothing better to do than get titties in their face on a boring tuesday night lol. but still, the town is full of degenerates who since the place consists of 90 people have never had to speak to anyone they're not related to, and therefore are worse than pimped out strippers on crack to talk to. if i go it means i can't hit the gym, the nail salon or even starbucks really. okay, well maybe i ll take the risk and venture out in the wild for starbucks, but you see my point. the total plus to going out of town to dance is that it's a fun club, i have nothing to do but work, and i lose a tonne of weight from surviving off of cheese strings and red bull for a week straight. note to self: next time bring a kettle.
i mean The House has high speed internet, so other than dance and webcam my life away i dont really do much anyway. still though, i would miss the gym. i suppose i could go one day the three days im there. but i dont know, i could bring weights too.. free weights. sigh.
hmmm. oh so i recently had a bit of girl drama thats more or less over now. this chick has just always been so rude to me and im sure its nothing personal and more of a "shes just that way with everyone" type thing. but i got so sick of it. she would talk shit about me to our mutual friends then i d have to hear it. like she says she never said she was disgusted when i started dancing but she told our pornstar friend she wanted to host an intervention. lol thanks Dr. Save-A-Ho. Lol imagine that as a tv show? dr save a ho? it'd be like dr who only with girl fights in mud puddles and ripped bras. lol. anyways back to my point, if you tell a pornstar stripping offends you, obviously the pornstar is going to be offended lol. its the same industry, only porn is slightly more hardcore so of course our pornstar friend called me up first thing and told me the play-by-play. anyway, i was over the top offensive to her so i dont think she'll ever annoy me again which is kickass because that's what i want. honestly it was just bad timing. i just got back from the epicenter or unsocialized persons and i was at my limit for obnoxiousness. besides i ve been really nice to like, everyone for the last year and i feel like that makes people take advantage of the niceness and its good to be like "Fuck Off" once in a while. and i mean the only reasons why i m happy and nice to everyone even when they're annoying as fuck (read: Customs, Bus Stop Lady, this chick) is because i just don't care enough. when i go home my life is back to sunshine and butterflies so why do i care if someone has such a miserable life that they walk around with a stick up their ass? i dont. instead of caring about that shit, i concern myself with catching up on the boy on boy action on Torchwood. muuuuch more important to me lol.
anyways y'all bert just made THE BEST VIDEO EVER. i must go upload now.
xoxo
vero
Monday, July 11, 2011
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