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#vicearmy is the best!

Sorry I was gone.  My blog got marked as Spam.

To celebrate...

boobs!!!

today.

i had to delete my family from facebook. i ve never been more annoyed at them til i created a SFW Facebook for school peeps and they came en masse to add me to it.

they're so embarrassing i cant even describe. if my uncle isn't posting his homemade singing videos to Facebook then tagging me in them, or calling me "sweaty" because he can't spell "sweety" and leaving "xoxoxo" all over my wall, then my moms friends are commenting on all my FRIENDS pics. like wow.

It's not like my life-story is a closed book, its a dirty slut open for anyone. Still, I really don't need Johnny sitting next to me in Claims looking at me from the corner of his eye wondering why my uncle calls me Sweaty.

Argh. Think Witness Protection will take me and let me change my name?  I'll take on my stripper name, I've always liked it. Then when I hear for the 100th time that night, is that youre real name? I can laugh maniacally and reply "Whyyyy yes. Yes it is. Ehhh heh heh heh heh hehhhhhhh!"

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here you go betty

my roommate keeps leaving the dishrags in the sink so i made her a sticky note. someone asked me to share it, so here eet ees.

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hmm

bloggers not letting me upload vlogs lately. so weird.

oh well here are some pics.

this is retarded lol

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