Friday, November 26, 2010

the problem is

i blog a lot about my life.

if i tell one friend im at home sick
then post pics of me and amie clubbing.
it doesnt work out.

i need to employ better spy tactics.
i should ask that angry russian girl in my class.
maybe she will know
some angry russian spy tactics.












Wednesday, November 24, 2010

on set back in the day

obvi. clearing out my pics folder. but i think i was 18 here, on set for a swimsuit shoot.




flash back

lol. i was 19 here. oh man. that was a fun year.

 ^^ im the one with my hand on that girls face haha
 ^^ on the far right.
 ^^ breaking it down at petro
 ^^ passed out lol
^^ lol

blasted

so i got put on blast on some online gossip column yesterday. summed up they said i have nice eyes, need to tone my body, have an annoying voice and a witty/slutty blog.

to that i say...

why thank u

though i resent the fact that my lack of cardio conditioning has been globally noted... i agree that my voice is as annoying as fuck. i can't personally stand it. i figured i was just sick of myself. it happens u know. i have to go through thousands and thousands of photos for the site on a like... daily basis and i think oh gawd u again. its kind of the same thing when i hear myself speak.

it's the reason why i drink.

hahaha jk.

but no, serious. i feel your pain haters. *pats on back*

on the plus being blasted drove tonnes of traffic to my blog. yay! and has inspired me to finally crack the whip on this cardio thing. cardio sucks. who the hell wants to run on the treadmill? its so boring. fat people all around u. bad television shows brainwashing premature marriage playing on the tiny treadmill screens en masse.

i was looking into squash or maybe a group ex class but the amount of effort it'll take to sign up and get there, i might as well just hit the elliptical. what are some ways to make cardio fun????

omifuck

this girl in my class is talking about picking out wedding bands this weekend with her fiance in the same breathe talking about how shes so excited her "folks are outta town this weekend" and she has the place to herself to.

children...

stop marrying each other.

whatever happened to motorboating strippers and road trips with friends before you get married. why do people get married when they're 18. WHY?!?!?!

I blame it on TV.

specifically that one show where the two highschool kids get married, have a baby and live at the baby momma's parents house. like seriously what are we teaching the next generation?

gawd i can't imagine still living with my mom. let alone living with my mom, a husband and three kids. fuck. sunday mornings would suck. my mom would be screaming some biblical passage while telling me how i should live my life and bitching about cleaning my room all at the same time while my husband whined about lack of naked time and the kids set shit on fire in the living room. i know for sure my kids will be pyromaniacs. they're more work than pets and fluffer was a fucking bastard.