Fuuuudddggggeeee

I have to pay tuition today and it really really uber sucks :'( $3600 out of my account and only for a semester.

I need a lap toppp too because with all of my upcoming shoots and stuff I will miss your face, and it will defo help in the school year. So0o0o to raise funds for the lap top, I am having a huge sale on Viceland gear:

**All prices include shipping to Canada/US (internationl add $5) and please send your request to veronicavice@gmail.com and I use paypal to the same addy**


Worn:

Veronica's Vice thong: $15
Veronica's Vice Full bottom panties: $20

Not worn:

Men's t shirt that says... Veronica Vice was my Girlfriend, and now she's Internet Famous $45
Girls tank top that says... Vice Girl $20

Signed photos: $20 for an 8x10

Photo and worn panties: $35
Veronica Vice Sexy 10 Minute Video *Customized DVD*... $40


All proceeds will go to the lap top, and then I will post 3 awesome 20 photo sexy sets on my blog that I will take on my bed with the new computer as a big thank you for helping meeee payy forr schooool stttuuufffs.

<3 powpow!

Happy B day !! Powpow!!

BB pics

Nother Old One

This was a twitpic... until they told me to take down everything
scandalous :(

Old Pic

Clearing out my pics from my computer and cam across this old one. I digg the bra.

Spy Cam

I left the picture thing running the other day by accident lol. The randomness I find when cleaning out the picture folder...

Random Bum

Vintage Vice

Barely legal.

Aww!

I want a kitty!!!

G20

The rioting at the G20 was pretty stupid. It was all lame artsy kids trying to "screw the man" meanwhile they have nothing to bitch about since living in Canada is uber chilled out.  Nothing spells out lamosity like a bunch of nerdy kids breaking shit in the name of anti-capitalism to get some air time. Does anyone else see the irony in that?

Below, a tribute:

Who IS Meshman?

hempster said...

I am not sure what i am missing here on the meshman ordeal but i did see the little cartoon also who the fuck is meshman and who made him sex lord cause i applied for that position

Vice said...

Meshman is this unibrowed sex monster that works out at my gym. he is always there. it was my work gym so I wont have to see him much anymore. My point is, I try to work out, and this guy just keeps talking to me. It wouldn't be so bad, but he is relentless and wears nothing but different colours of mesh tank tops. One day I walked into the gym and he was posing up against a treadmill scaring this other poor girl away. He says things like "ooh... ooh ya, work that bum bum" in this crazy accent and i want to punch him in the face so that i can get back to toning my tummy but i cannnnnt because its my work gym. well now that i've quit maybe i can mase him. he makes you stop what you're doing to talk to him, like he'll tap you on the shoulder and then stand there glaring like this o_0 and then he's not even cool or funny or nice. once he called me careless because i dropped my i pod. He is a hero amongst all, proving that confidence comes from a certain type of mesh fabric unknown to the rest of us..

Sometimes

I want a boyfriend to cuddle, chill and make muffins for. Well, if he liked muffins. Who knows. Maybe I'd just be making muffins for myself and he'd be stuck there watching me eat them, buttering it slowly and eating them even slower because he hates muffins and no one should hate muffins. It should be like, illegal to not like freshly baked warm, buttered muffins.Then sometimes I'm cool with being single so I never have to hear how some things are annoying. How watching Gossip Girl is lame. How randomly taking off places for shoots is not okay. How guys hitting on me is not alright. Maybe I just need a cat. Or a dog. Can dogs eat muffins?

When's Viceland Cuming?

We're just uploading content and going over the glitches right now :) So I'd say soon. Like two weeks soon. There will be a big announcement and special prizes for the blog followers to win. Powpow!

Nostalgic

Mmm, the first time I had sex I was 16. It was summer, and it was hot outside. I met the boy at a house party I threw a few weeks before. He was super cute and I was going to invite him to it anyways but before I had a chance he asked me himself if he could come while I was standing by my locker before class.

He was super cute and I had a crush on him forever. Of course we ended up making out at the party, in fact halfway through I ditched with him to go upstairs to the bedroom to just talk and chill for a bit. We started hanging out and then just one day the making out led to getting naked and then sex. I trusted him, so it wasn’t weird or awkward. It felt great, slightly painful at first, but really good and different from anything I had ever felt before. We kept making out and it lasted probably like ten minutes but it was fun and it was hot outside and it was summer love and awesomeness.  

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